When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar