Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
