Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…