I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…