In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…
All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God
