When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry