We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off