Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation