Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands