The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end