How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

Human beings find the position of… But not being able to say it Intolerable But other human beings find being… Intolerable

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business