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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

It’s Hard to Explain

When given the command
“Explain yourself”
A believer is someone who answers
“I have no explanation”
In order to explain everything
 
A materialist answers the same command
By explaining everything
In the process revealing
That he has no explanation

Other works by Chris Gaither...
“The ultimate reason is to create a securitized order, a general neutralization of peoples on the basis of a final nonevent... the goal is the end of history... on the basis of a preventive terror putting an end to any possible event”

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
There’s No Such Thing as Personal Hygiene Because Everything Is Interpersonal

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
When All Hell Breaks Loose It Will Seem to Many Like Heaven

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
When Did People Get So Small?

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
Easy Listening

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
It’s the Difference Between Being Wile E. Coyote or the Pink Panther

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
Third Places and Fourth Walls

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
I Don’t Know About the Chicken and the Egg, but Believing Comes Before Seeing

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
Blind as a Bat

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
AI Is an Adverb Because No One Can Remember How We Got Things Done Before AI

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
The NeverEnding Origin Story

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
I’ll See You in a Jiffy

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
If You’re Going to Bring Up a Problem, Then Offer a Solution

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
Make Yourself Scarce

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
Moshiach Is Already with Us; We Need Only Turn Around to Finally See Him

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end



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