As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing