I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...

Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated