Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant