The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves