The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death