The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
“The human body generates more bio…
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king
