I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…