If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force

In his capstone work Freud, with pessimistic pith Said it all in his title: Civilization and Its Discontents At the risk of saying less by addi…

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch