In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

It’s always darkest before the yawn

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…