Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia