In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning
One thing I could do Was need control
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation