You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes

God is the world’s only super-bower

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…