God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

The early bird gets the worm But you are not the early bird Or the tardy bird You are the early bird Or the worm

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

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The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface