Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…