I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

Every strength comes with a corres… But for the strength which conjoin… And this strength is recognizing y… Then connecting with people who co… As one of the world’s strongest pe…

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type