Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding