Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
100% of success is showing up on time
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal
Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is
