God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend