Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire