Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew