Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job