I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…