The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way