It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

Love may never win but love always ties

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks