Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome