My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety