Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do

If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time