It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work