Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day