The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road
