The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

100% of success is showing up on time

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider