You’ll know that you are living on easy street when it’s a dead end street
If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance
When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose
If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is