I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
