Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

God is the world’s only super-bower

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner