In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth