Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
