If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
All dressed down with nowhere to go
