We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths