The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do