Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

I have an idea: I have no idea