Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye