If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

I want what you want so I want a cow

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn