When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

I will state the obvious sacrilege… Hailing from sunny San Diego Stone Temple Pilots was just as g… As talented; rocked as hard As the Big 4 Seattle bands–