I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

I risked loss And lost; I win

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring