Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…