I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own