When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
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You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
