A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin
When people spend their whole life Asking for evidence of God They have made the cardinal error Of believing that looking causes f… Mirroring their belief
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…
I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation
