Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school