In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…