The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
There Is Always Room For
It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive
God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero
