Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…