If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

All of our choices Come down to this: We can fear God Or we can fear death

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…