In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are