One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort