Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out