Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

I want what you want so I want a cow

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

The wait is heavy So, I choose to carry a heavy wei… And where the wait is exhausting The weight is strengthening As long as I rest between lifts o…

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening