The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle