In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you
In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
