The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations