We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church