Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

The internet can be understood as… And the more time we spend on the… The weaker our boundaries become Until we see no boundary between r… Because we no longer recognize bou…

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…